Meet the Barstars!!!!

Introducing this year's winter lineup...

Allison
Age: 22
Sign: Saggitarius
Fav Drink: Whiskey Sour

Allison likes making out, working in retail(not really),
and karaoke. She's taken fellas but don't worry- she still knows how to get done.





Alex
Age: 22
Sign:Taurus
Fave Drink: Blowjobs

Alex is currently the only male member of the barstars but what is lacking in numbers is made up by his tenacious drinking abilities.

Taryn:
Age: 22
Sign: Libra
Fav Drink: Margherita

Taryn enjoys looking in people's mouths, gettin' low, dancing on poles, and licking whip cream off people's chests.











Shannon:
Age: 22
Sign: Leo
Fav Drink: Redbull Vodka

Shannon enjoys showing us all up, falling asleep with the shower running, chest bumping, and raging it old school style.







Kristen:
Age: 21
Sign: Virgo
Fave Drink: Jack on the rocks

Kristen likes dancing on tables, afternoon delight, and striking up conversations with the sketchiest people in the bar. She likes making out too.

University of Michigan Barstars

Hey Girl Hey! (And all you dapper fellows out there too!)

We are the University of Michigan's Barstars. We like to go out, have a good time, rage, and be the barstars we are (and that we know you are too :)). We are currently embarking on a monumental journey to drink at all the bars in the Ann Arbor/ Ypsilanti area and then to report back to you about how ballin' outrageous they are. Some the criteria we look for are...

1. Overall ambiance.
2. Price of drinks (cheap is good but taste counts too).
3. Music.
4. Crowd control.
5. Sturdiness of tables (for dancing on).
6. Attractiveness of surrounding people.
7. Facilitation of spontaneous drunk actions.
8. Resemblance to the Jug.
9. Overall Barstarness

Look for us around campus and if you want to join in then let us know at kjsteag@umich.edu!!! (We even have t-shirts!) We look forward to your input and opinions on the posts too! Well shit, this is a blog...


Sincerely,
The University of Michigan Barstars
Downin' Shots and Takin' Names since 2007